Sunday, September 05, 2010

For once, I'm (nearly) speechless

I haven't been shocked speechless by a YouTube video since ... well, since I saw the first trailer for Namco Bandai's queer-on-so-many-levels WiiWare title Muscle March early last year.


I can't be alone in hoping that someone--anyone--eventually creates a game that centers on one of these chicken-headed, thong-wearing muscle studs, can I?

The question, then, is: What kind of game would it be?

A shooter's completely out of the question, as the Cho Aniki series has that market cornered already. A fighter's a possibility--especially since ol' Chicken Head reminds me a bit of King from the original Tekken--but who plays fighters anymore?

No, I think it would have to be a rhythm game--in the vein of Elite Beat Agents/Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan or Space Channel 5, of course.  

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

They breed! BREEEEED! They are going to take over ZEE world! No!

Sunatic said...

Omigod, THAT song. It just crowns everything. XD

Viewtiful_Justin said...

Ummm...uhh...what?

I've heard that song before on another YouTube video with some Indian guy doing this strange dance and calling forth the personifications of fire, water, wind, and earth...some kind of Indian Power Ranger thing...so weird.

Bryan Ochalla said...

Ha! Well, I'm certainly glad the three of you got a kick out of it :)