With the "sucker" in question being the golden Pokémon Center-exclusive 3DS LL system that'll see release in Japan later this year. (On Oct. 12, to be exact.)
I don't currently have the dough to buy one, of course, but when has that ever stopped me from pining over a gaming delicacy such as this?
I'm bringing all of this up, by the way, because Internet retailer NCSX started taking pre-orders for these beauties a few days ago.
How much will you have to drop to get your hands on one? Oh, only $399.90--give or take a few pennies.
I know the following thought is a pipe dream, but here's hoping the powers that be at Nintendo find it in their hearts to bring these suckers to other regions at some point.