I know I'm being juvenile here, but I can't help it. How could I when the official site for said game (titled, unimaginatively enough, Water Sports) feeds into my sick sense of humor by stating:
"For the first time ever on the Nintendo Wii™, experience the world's most popular Water Sports! The Wii Balance Board™ puts you in the action with multiple levels of difficulty so anyone from 6 to 96 can join the fun."
To make matters worse, when I first read the latter part of the second sentence I saw it as "anyone from 6 to 69 can join the fun."
Sadly, gay gamers who plan on picking up a copy of Water Sports when it's released later this month shouldn't get too excited about the possibility of participating in virtual golden showers (though you'd think the Wii remote would be perfect for such an activity). After all, the title focuses on non-scatalogical water sports like kitesurfing, windsurfing and wakeboarding. Oh well.