What is "it," you ask? Why, it's the red Twin Famicom I bought myself for my birthday!
Here it is, in all its cherry-red glory.
Although it's not as pristine as I was hoping it would be (there are a few dings and scratches here and there), it seems to be in good working order--and that's all that really matters, isn't it?
I'll take a few more Glamour Shots-esque photos of it after my latest game purchases arrive.
See also: 'I've been called a lot of things ...'