Thursday, August 02, 2012

The gayest game ever?

For me to call it "the gayest ever," a game would have to include a great many components. For instance, it would have to include bodybuilders, divas (you know, like Lady Gaga or Madonna), frottage (at least), glitter, harness boots, jockstraps and show tunes.

Because Andrew Lloyd Webber Musicals: Sing & Dance, which allows folks to sing and dance through 32 of the Tony Award-winning composer's classic tunes and is set to be released on Sept. 14, will include just two of the aforementioned components (maybe three--I'm not sure about the glitter), I can't call it "the gayest game ever" like the guy behind the Joe. My. God. blog did yesterday.



Still, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested in reenacting the balcony scene from "Evita" while clutching my Wii Remote. (The real one, not the one some of you sickos are imagining.)

I'd be a lot more interested in Andrew Lloyd Webber Musicals: Sing & Dance, though, if it featured a few bodybuilders shaking their moneymakers while wearing harness boots and jockstraps.

10 comments:

Yéti said...

Yeah. Definitely the gayest game ever.

Viewtiful_Justin said...

It's pretty gay. Hope the production values are worth getting it, not that I would. I might be gayer than Christmas, but I'm not really into showtunes. Or frottage, for that matter. Ha!

Bryan Ochalla said...

So, Yeti, no question for you then? Personally, I think a game could be far, far gayer than this -- or at least I hope so!

Bryan Ochalla said...

Justin: Considering it's being made by a company I've never heard of, I'm not expecting the production values to be very good at all. Seems like shovelware to me.

Also, how can you not be into frottage?? ;)

Yéti said...

It has to be the gayest thing we can do on Wii ^^

Bryan Ochalla said...

OK, I MAY give you that one. I'm going to have to think about it, though, as I'm not entirely sure a gayer game hasn't already been released for the Wii...

Viewtiful_Justin said...

Ha! Well...frottage is good if nothing else is available. But...

Bryan Ochalla said...

Well, YES, of course, Justin! That's why I said "at least." You know, frottage as a starting point and all that. Plus, I just like the word frottage and I've been dying to use it in a post :P

Viewtiful_Justin said...

Ha! I can tell!

Bryan Ochalla said...

Ha ha! I guess I was a bit obvious, huh? Oh, well :)