Why? They sent the following Muscle March-ified Wii to destructoid.com and not to me, that's why.
Destructoid is planning to give this wondrous Wii to someone willing to pose like one of the Muscle March characters in a public setting, so I guess it's possible it'll end up where it belongs (with me)--but I'm not going to bet on it.
Anyway, go here to learn more about the contest. Oh, and if any of you should enter the contest, send me a copy of the photo you submitted so I can post it here.
See also: 'The folks at Namco Bandai really know how to hurt a guy's feelings'