Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Is it the title of a game or a gay porn flick?

The title in question belongs to one of Nintendo's latest Game & Watch DSiWare releases: Manhole.


Sadly, it seems the game isn't anywhere near as kinky as its name suggests. According to Nintendo's official description of the 200-point title, players are tasked with using their manhole covers "to prevent the pedestrians from falling through the holes. Pedestrians appear from the left on the upper path and from the right on the bottom path. Earn a point every time a pedestrian walks safely over a covered manhole, or receive a mistake icon for every pedestrian who falls down an uncovered manhole. Receive three mistake icons and it's game over!"

When the PR folks at Nintendo say "manhole covers," they're referring to something like this and not something a bit more personal (and pervy), right?

I know, I have the mind of a 5-year-old.

3 comments:

Viewtiful_Justin said...

HA! Too bad, that! I'd buy it if it were as filthy as the name seems to suggest.

Bryan Ochalla said...

Me, too. Can you imagine?!?

Viewtiful_Justin said...

Eek. Maybe in Game & Watch Pack 3, the Unrated Version.