Thank you for your enthusiasm. We promised an update, so here it is. We never say “never,” but we can confirm that there are no plans to bring these three games to the Americas at this time. Thanks so much for your passion, and for being such great fans!
The Redmond, Wash.-based company also aimed this tweet at folks foolishly clamoring for that trio of Japanese RPGs:
Thanks for being such incredible fans! Unfortunately, there continues to be no plans for NOA to release these 3 games right now.
Really, they could have just flipped us the bird, told us to buy Wii Play: Motion and been done with it, don't you think?